Thursday, February 09, 2006

Punctuate!


shoots&leaves
Originally uploaded by mincaye.


I discovered this book in Popular yesterday. Seems to be a writer's nightmare and an editor's dream-come-true!

The joke, which I first heard during the Malacca reunion, goes like this:

A panda walks into a cafe, eats a sandwich, fires two rounds into the air, and walks out.

The surprised waiter asks why he did that. The panda tosses a badly punctuated wildlife manual at him, saying, "I'm a panda. Look it up."

Coming across the relevant entry, he reads it:

Panda -- mammal native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.

2 comments:

Su Lin said...

haha that was my former msn nick! i laughed when i saw the book cover :P

silentsoliloquy said...

*laughs* What a crazy joke.